Saturday, November 19, 2011

A Writer's Perspective By Dark Series Author Kathryn Meyer Griffith

Kathryn Meyer Griffith 
Why I Wrote A Time of Demons (First book of the Before The End series) By Kathryn Meyer Griffith.

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Around 2003 or so, as many times before in my roller coaster thirty-nine year long writing career, I had about given up. Again. I had eleven published novels (mostly romantic horror and horror) and six short stories to my name between 1984 and 2003 with Leisure, Zebra, and Avalon Books. 


In 2003 I’d had a dark murder mystery called Scraps of Paper from Avalon Books come out, had finished the second All Things Slip Away in the series for them. I was proud of the mysteries and the books themselves. The two had fairly decent, but mundane covers, and were hardcovers…my first.  I believed the novels were my best so far. Contemporary and simple, but people loved the characters and the quirky town they lived in I’d tongue-in-cheek called Spooky.

BOOK PRICING AND HARD LESSONS LEARNED
The price was steep, I thought though, at $26 dollars each. But I’d already seen the writing on the wall. I’d gotten a $1,000 advance for each but there was this sneaky little clause in their contracts I’d learned that said I would not see a dime more of royalties until 3,500 books were sold. That alone would probably keep me from seeing any more money – unless the books were run away hits and more would be printed, or other rights would be sold. That rarely happened I’d been told by other authors for they only printed about 1,750 units at a time and that meant it would have to go into a third printing to gain me anything else. And Avalon didn’t usually go after outside subsidiary rights of any kind. Of course, over the years, though both books have had great reviews, A’s really, neither book has gone into a third printing. Oh, well. As warned, I haven’t seen another penny though the novels still seem to be on sale everywhere. Everyone loves them and wants a third. No way. I’ll wait until my long ten year contracts are up before I write another Spooky town mystery for Avalon Books. You live and learn. It seems like over my career I’ve had a lot of such lessons to learn. Ha.


MOVING ON TOWARD NEW ADVENTURES

Anyways, I’d missed my horror genre so much and had been thinking for a while about this new book of mine. Oh, okay, yes, I said I was ready to throw the towel in…but stupid me, I never do. When will I learn? It all started with a tiny seed. Two characters. Siblings. These characters, a loving brother and sister, Cassandra and Johnny Graystone, would be nightclub playing musicians who’d lost their whole family (five brothers and sisters and a mother and father) twenty years before and in the present would be living with and taking care of their elderly aunt and uncle. The aunt would have Alzheimer’s and the uncle, age catching up with him, would be frail, as well. They’d be Catholic. As I’d been raised. The uncle would believe the end days had come. Cassandra would be happy with her life singing out with her brother and living with her sick aunt and uncle. Until…she’d begin to know when people were going to die and she’d begin seeing these hideous creatures – demons–hiding behind some of her human audiences’ faces; bad things would start to happen around her, and she’d think either she was going insane or something terrible was happening to the world. 


Turns out her uncle was right. The end days had come.  I saw demons and angels swirling around her that only, at first, she would see. Then I saw her with a glowing sword that she’d use in battles with other human soldiers of her kind she’d meet along the way fighting a growing horde of demons. The apocalypse not far behind. 


Ah, it would be an apocalyptic novel. That’s it. But one with heart; characters you could root for and love, more a layman’s view of the biblical end-of-days, and not near as much preaching as The Left Behind series which I’d read years before and liked. 


Since I’ve always wanted to write an end-of-days novel –I’d loved Stephen King’s THE STAND so much– the story had taken firm root and wouldn’t leave me alone until I started writing it. I had to. It would be my masterpiece! The book called to me that strongly.


The woman eventually discovers she is one of many who will have powers to see and fight demons, with the help of angels, as the end days draw near. She must seek out others like herself and convince them to join the fight. She must begin to battle the powerful evil entities she alone is aware of, as well. In the process I send her, her brother, aunt and uncle, and their friends, on a rousing but dangerous quest across the country in a RV…after tornadoes and demons destroy their homes. The world is falling apart around them.  Catastrophic earthquakes, tornados and hurricanes are everywhere. A rise in terrible human crimes…most caused by demons or demonic influences. But I tried to make it a story of family and human love as well as a survival story in the face of overwhelming odds as the world spins to its end. 


A LESSON FROM DISAPPOINTMENT:
Many agents, editors and publishers turned it down. Too religious. Not religious enough. Not enough this, not enough that. .. I wasn’t a big enough writer. How dare I write something on such a huge religious scale. Oh, no, you have angels in it? Oh, no, you have demons in it! Whatever. But I believed so much in the book I didn’t give up. I kept sending it out.



THEN? SUCCESS!
In 2010 I finally sold it to Kim Richards at Damnation Books, her brand new publishing company (and now she also owns Eternal Press and Realms of Fantasy Magazine). She read and loved it. She got it. By then I’d also finished another horror novel, more a romantic horror tale about a witchy vampiress resurrected from her Civil War era tomb and now haunting her old home, an atmospheric lovely  bed and breakfast run in the present by a loving husband and wife. The wife has to fight to save her husband’s life when the vampiress believes he’s her reincarnated soldier/lover from the Civil War days and tries to take him back for her own. A real eternal love story. A dangerous love triangle. Of course dead drained corpses show up all over the place. I called that book 



The Woman in Crimson. Kim loved and contracted both of them. 
An editor, Lisa Jackson, helped me polish up A Time of Demons until it shone and Annie Melton created a striking, scary, cover in vivid scarlets with the two main characters at their microphones and a demon-hiding-behind-its-human face customer at a nearby table. 


So that’s how the BEFORE THE END: A Time of Demons was given life. Hopefully, in the next few years I’ll write the second novel in the series…when I get all my old Leisure and Zebra paperback books (going back to 1984) all rewritten and out again between June 2010 and July 2012. Kim offered to reissue all ten of them, revised and with astonishingly striking new covers, and I couldn’t say no.  It’s been a heck of a lot of work, but a labor of love. What writer wouldn’t want a second chance to make an old book a better one and have it rereleased all over again? Not me, for sure. Grin.


WINNER OF AN AWARD!
And A time of Demons? Since its release last May it’s gotten fantastic reviews (see there all you naysayers!) and has even won the She Never Slept’s 2010 Nightmare Award, as one of the three best romantic horror books they’d read in all of 2010. Yeah! Now if more people would give it a try, a read, I’m hopeful they’d like it, as well. It’s far more than a simple horror or religious parable…it’s a family and earthly human saga. All I can do is pray, hope…and promote, promote, promote! 


I’ll never give up. How can I? It’s my masterpiece. As my mom used to say, winners never quit and losers never win. And me, I’m not a quitter. Or I try not to be. Sometimes the crazy book/publishing world can drive me plumb nuts. But I always get over it. Grin.


So thank you all for letting me ramble on and on…warmly, author Kathryn Meyer Griffith 


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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Guest Post: "Soldiers Of The Night" ... by Tom Olbert

Vampire Review is very please to introduce Tom Olbert as the guest author today. Please check out his books on Amazon.

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SOLDIERS OF THE NIGHT by Tom Olbert


Vampires.  How they fascinate us.

Vampires have evolved through thousands of years of mythology spanning many cultures.  For audiences here in the states, our concept of vampirism is based on east European folklore as introduced to us by Bram Stoker.  His immortal Dracula was both beguiling seducer and predator.  A seductive evil that, for Stoker at least, represented an old world pagan culture that simply had to be destroyed by the enlightenment of Christianity.

As our society has changed since Stoker’s time, the vampire has evolved from villain to anti-hero.  Symbolizing perhaps the restless spirit of man at war with his animal side, our fear of death and our dark, secret longings all rolled into one, the vampire has become a brooding, tragic figure longing for restored humanity and pursuing it like a holy grail.  (Remember Barnabas Collins, or Nicholas Knight?)

The vampires of contemporary fiction (Twilight, Vampire Diaries, etc.) are young, lusty, passionately romantic figures.  Some still brooding and tragic, but nonetheless damned hot-blooded.  The vampire/human romance depicted in Twilight represents the primal mystery of sex from a virgin’s eye view.  Vampire Diaries takes a darker, more adult view and delves more deeply into the twisted labyrinth of passion and self-discovery.

In my vampire novelette “Unholy Alliance,” I chose to present vampirism against the backdrop of real-world human evil and violence, amid the loneliness and alienation it breeds.  The vampire seemed a natural product of and foil against that kind of evil.  The story is a dark paranormal contemporary urban fantasy.  Its protagonists are homeless teens fighting to survive in city streets run by pimps and dealers.  It’s the story of Chris, a young vampire hunter who goes rogue, abandoning the simple concepts of right and wrong he was raised with when he falls in love with Sara, a vampire.  Both of them are orphans trapped in a dark, lonely existence.  Chris’s only family members were killed by vampires when he was five.  He has been raised (and exploited) by cruel, brutal vampire hunters ever since.  His life has consisted of killing vampires and robbing crack houses to live.  Sara’s parents died in a Nazi concentration camp when she was fifteen.  Turned by vampires, her life for the past seventy years has been only the hunt and the blood, the sadistic tyranny of her vampire lord and the constant pursuit of the hunters.  All of the kids in Chris’s group and Sara’s are outcasts, either ripped from the lives they had or discarded.  Some are just killing angry and out for revenge.  Others dare to hope for at least a glimpse of love.

When their self-serving masters die in battle, these kids find themselves on their own for the first time, and decide they’re tired of endlessly giving to a cold world that gives nothing back.  Human and vampire unite in taking down some very human bloodsuckers who use kids as sex slaves.  There’s no road out of the darkness for any of them, but love gives them a reason to go on.

“Unholy Alliance” is available from Eternal Press and as paperback or Kindle at Amazon.com






Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Raising An Old Horror Movie From The Dead: "The Thing"

The Thing (a 1982 movie) starring Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley (now deceased) and Keith David (among other highly talented actors) is just the sort of movie every horror fan should see at least once. It received nominations from the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror Films for Best Horror Film and Best Special Effects.
For those blog-fans who don't care about any movie's public acclaim too much, let me just say this film really is creepy thanks to its premise. Certainly the film is rather old now but the animation used at the time it was made was most compelling and advanced for its day. Not only that? But this the story behind "The Thing" is much more creapy than any demon-possession story because instead of the individual surviving a paranormal attack, the human-victim is completely cannibalized (murdered) and the evil alien entity assumes its victim's behaviorisms, looks and professional identity. Survivors do not know who is a cannibalistic alien and who might genuinely still be their friend/coworker.

Here's video footage from the movie, after Kurt Russell's character figures out how they can test blood to determine WHO is still human, or not:

Thursday, October 13, 2011

"UNEXPECTED TERROR" Guest Post by Jake Bannerman

To me, the best horror is when it comes from something you never expected it to come from: for example, the horror I am going to get from Kate when she notices that this is all in capitals. I didn’t notice until I was almost done, and I wasn’t going to start over!
So, unexpected horror – like what, you may ask?

I am going to go over a list of things that in normal everyday life are not scary in the least. However, in the movies, they can be skillfully manipulated in such a way to make all of us piss ourselves with terror.

#1. The radio! Remember in ‘Christine’? “You keep on knocking but you can’t come in…” Argh, fuck that! Or how about in 1408 – of all things, the Carpenters? Karen Carpenter; the woman with the true voice of an angel – and Stephen King turned her into Satan!

#2. Little children. I mean, who is scared of kids? Not me, not in the least bit – I’ll dropkick the little bastards. But the number one example has got to be the two little bitches standing in the hallway in ‘The Shining’. Oh, my fucking leaping Jesus, kill them – kill them with fire! Then there’s the little blond Aryan child from ‘Pet Sematary’ – no, no, no, no! Kill him and the f*@#ing cat as well!

#3. The telephone. Oh, we could do this all day, starting with the original ‘stranger in the house’ calls and working all the way through to the semi-modern ‘Scream’! The opening of the first ‘Scream’ was just about as close to perfection as it gets; hearing her screams and struggles on the other end of the phone line was utterly bone-chilling.

#4. Okay, even the toilet can be frightening! I can think of three superb examples. Stephen King again, firstly – in ‘Dreamcatcher’ when Jason Lee gets the alien enema. Brilliance! Then in ‘The Amityville Horror’ when the toilet fills with blood; that would have been my first sign that something was wrong, surely! Last, but most definitely not least is ‘Crocodile’, when the giant crocodile comes out of the sewer and smashes through the toilet. Awesome!

Okay, well, that’s about as much fun as I can stand for today! Thanks, all of you, for reading my post. J. (Jake Bannerman)

Monday, October 10, 2011

Review Of "Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood!"

"Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood!" (2008) proves  way too sexually violent for me to recommend it to most viewers. Not only do men and women both get raped, but they might be missing limbs when the violent sexual crimes take place.  In one scenario? An almost fully-clothed zombie is having sex with a dismembered head ... From my own narrow point of view, I had to wonder:  "what sort of deviant mutant wrote this crap?"

BEYOND THE DRAWBACKS: This film has great zombie action in it, and while the dialogue is severely lacking  (i.e., "f*@#" is spoken every few words) and none of the zombie-characters look or behave even remotely like vampires (so putting "vampire" in the title makes no sense) the redeeming value from this movie is all about the fast action. I for one viewer, leapt out of my seat twice while watching, thanks to the element of surprise.  For example:  a cop is trying to make a getaway and suddenly a zombie appears from behind to nab him. The fright aspects affected me with HILARIOUS glee.

I also enjoyed the light-hearted humor presented throughout the full length of this film. For example, in one scene? An angry zombie flies in through window, grabs a woman, says "HUNGRY." She replies with: "Eat this" and blows the zombie head off with her oozie. Then? She turns from the zombie brains that are now spread on the distant wall and says: "Sorry about the mess dad."

If you've ever wanted to kick zombie butt? This might be your movie because there's LOTS OF THAT going on. It's what made the movie worth watching, to me.

RIDICULOUS SCENARIOS:
1. What the heck. Zombies rip off a woman's arm and THEN her dress (she runs screaming naked like a kid who stepped on a hornet's nest)! *SEE PHOTO*

2. Why does one cop carry 7+ identical hand-guns in the trunk of his car? Because this is "Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood!" That's why!

3. Female doctor Lisa plans to save the world by requiring all survivors to "make babies." Any intelligent viewer  is going to consider the backdrop in this movie and ask "For what? Zombie food?"

4. This flick suggests that watching zombies trying to get inside the white metal fence, with blood slathered all over that protective barrier, is a highly romantic scenario. It's presented as though couples are watching the stars and listening to Barry Manilow when they're hearing cannibalistic grunts and groans that stimulate their sexual appetites. Dialogue is: "This could be our last night on earth."

5. After the solar flares turn humans into zombies (think: cops and gangstah's fainting everywhere to disco-like lights flashing outside) fuel will no longer combust so vehicles don't work. Hurray for the electric car, which doesn't make sense, scientifically, because in the real world solar flares often impact electrical systems first. Meanwhile? In this movie, the electric car works when no other vehicles will run.

6. Dr. "Lisa" who admits she only has ONE clip for her machine gun sure knows how to waste bullets (unloading the entire enterage) while shooting a small group of zombies at the base of the stairs.

FASCINATING AND NOT ANTICIPATED SCENARIOS
* Zombies mutate rapidly so shooting them in the head suddenly no longer kills them.

* Zombies have become gigantic on a rapid scale, which creates a lot of suspense in this movie, and when the zombies pick up the escape-car it's suddenly apparent that nobody's going ANYWHERE, it's a hilarious surprise for the viewer!

DIALOGUE FROM THIS MOVIE


  • "The world changed last night cop. There's a whole new bad guy on the street." Spoken by gangster member to last living police officer.

  • "Blood sucking-mother-f*$#ers" says the head gangsta-dude.  "Succinctly put. Yes." Replies the scientist.

  • "We've got a regular Bruce Lee with us," says cop after observing heroic behavior by a gangster member.  "Whose Bruce Lee?" that gangster-hero asks.

  • "Who the F*@# are you mother-f*$#er" ... "I'm Wexler, mother-f*$#er" (typical dialogue found in "Mutant Vampire Zombies From The Hood")

  • "Oh hell no! I aint giving my johnson to no zombie bitch"

  • "Man! If the whole world is like this? Then I'm moving to Mars baby."

  • "Everything might be gone but you still got your woman. To me, that's lucky," (says cop to lead gangster).




  • Thursday, October 6, 2011

    Review Of French Horror "The Horde" {Fast Paced Zombie Flick}

    Even though this foreign film is subtitled - the action, suspense, and hilarious-sort of "horror" make it a worth-see, in my opinion.  "The Horde" (2009 flick) features an end-of-world battle between cops, gangsters and zombies. Naturally the cops hate the gansters and visa-versa but the zombies hate (and wanna eat) EVERYBODY. So a bond between human enemies ensues - which makes sense because what's a zombie movie without unlikely allies?

    PARENTAL CAUTIONS:
    This movie is very violent. There's lots of testosterone-laden posturing, with profanity spelled out (thanks to subtitles). In one scene, a female-zombie's breasts are exposed and a fat and dirty old man suggests having sex with her corpse. The only token female in this film acts very much like an emotionally diminished hateful b*tch who runs around with her nipples showing through her skimpy shirt. This m
    ovie promotes cocaine use as a physical enhancing asset. 


    THE MOVIE:Worth seeing for the zombie action and great make-up, this movie begins with bunch of dudes running around in ski masks carrying machine guns. It's not really clear what's going on at first but really cool suspenseful music plays in the background when a fat guy in a stained T-shirts comes out of his condemned building to order loiterers to push off.




    OTHER FASCINATING DETAILS:
    When a human is turning zombie, the transition is visible through the skin. 
    ZOMBIES growl and walk jerkily like their neurological systems are NOT fully functional. In contrast? Those same zombies can also run at heroic speed.


    GREAT DIALOGUE
    ‎"Gotta chop your leg off." (Spoken casually by a pick-axe wielding nut-job for a fat old man) "What?" (Asks the gangster in a suit, but he soon realizes the old fart isn't joking). 


    EXCELLENT MAKE-UP
    When someone gets beat-up, their face really shows it and the zombies are rather believable with their rotting flesh as well.


    SCENES WORTH WATCHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
    1.  The female cop ends up alone and she's kidney-punching a female zombie. This scene is really AWESOME.  The cop begins slamming that female zombie's head repeatedly inside the cupboard door.  I cannot tell you how many times I rewound the movie for the replay. I had so much fun seeing the female cop just easily flip over a full-size refrigerator on top of the zombie too.  (It's so ridiculous it's amusing.)

    2. Gangsta-in-3-piece-suit is repeatedly stabbing a zombie over and over and looks to the ceiling as though in orgasm. WTHeck? 

    3.   Multiple scenes with head-butting and punching zombies ninja-style. There's also a scene where the heros cannot hold the door shut when ZOMBIES are pushing from the other side.


    4. I kept rewinding to watch a very detailed scene where a zombie's head explodes (by machine gun blast) and it looks like a jar of jelly was smashed against the distant wall.



    STUPID PARTS:
    What's wrong w/this picture? Smallest person-female-is the one keeping the injured dude mobile while the big males all carry small handguns.

    Gangsta's snort cocaine when zombies have taken over the world as though nobody should be keeping their wits about them to survive. 



    Gansta shoves handgun in cops face then turns it around when the cop doesn't flinch (hands it to him). Partners now. 


    Brave gangsta goes to investigate certain zombie growls when the room their groanings come from is full of flashing lights and the hero gets yanked off his feet ... hangs onto the lower part of the doorway while zombies eat his lower half.

    Sunday, October 2, 2011

    Hello!

    Now if someone can just tell me where term 3 went....

    Stuff did happen (oh my goodness yes) but not so much on Skerricks.  For assorted reasons.  But I haven't forgotten you, and plan to do more in Term 4.

    I have been working with lots of teachers and classes - that's been fun.  And the school now has a Plagiarism and Ethical Use of Information Policy (more later on that) which is launching into its initial implementation this term.

    This week in the hols I'm at the ASLA XXII conference at St Ignatius this week, learning lots and looking forward to presenting on Tuesday (my topic is Re-imagining your school library - do come and say hello if you're at the conference).

    Hope you're enjoying your hols.  I plan to do more here on Skerricks next term.  Really.  I promise.

    Cheers

    Ruth

    Saturday, September 24, 2011

    "Scoundrels Are Cool" Says Author M.T. Murphy in this Great Post!

    Special guest and author M.T. Murphy writes today's article in relation to his book "Lesser, A Villainous Urban Fantasy" ISBN 978-1-4524-2434-7 (ePub) published by Lex Talionis Books. Follow his successes on Twitter (more contact information for him is below)!

    This vampire-werewolf tale falls under the urban fiction category. It's humorous, dark and romantic. Released on September 10, 2011

    HERE'S 
    M.T. Murphy's exclusive posting for Vampire Review: "Gray is my favorite color"

    Han shot first.

    With that statement, I reveal myself as the nerd that I am. So be it. I am a geek who prefers to see a character with a dark side.


    Scoundrels are cool.

    Real people aren’t all sunshine and roses, even though they may pretend to be. Everyone has both good and bad in them. Make-believe people should be the same way.

    Take vampires for example.

    In the old legends vampires ate babies, buried themselves back in their own graves each night, and were not particularly attractive—appearing instead as bloated corpses. There was no hair gel, no fancy silk shirt, and no angst to be found.

    The modern vampire has evolved into a beautiful, self-loathing creature that struggles against its unsavory impulses. All it takes to give them the strength to stand against their evil brethren and find their inner heart of gold is the love of a kind human.

    Fuck that.

    The vampires I write about are not so altruistic. They enjoy drinking blood and amassing power. They revel in the joys of being nearly-invulnerable carnivores atop the world’s food chain. With a few exceptions, they don’t think twice about feeding upon a human and tossing him aside like a chewed-up pizza bone.

    That’s not to say their eternal life is without its challenges. My vampires have two things to fear: werewolves and other vampires.

    They have hunted werewolves to near extinction, and any vampire will tell you that this is a very good thing. You see, werewolves have the unpleasant tendency to kill vampires on sight, which vampires find very inconvenient. They are stronger than vampires and share their affinity for human blood and flesh, but it’s far more difficult to create a werewolf. For every hundred humans who survive a werewolf attack, one may become a werewolf while the other ninety-nine will likely die from the toxins in their blood.

    Vampires’ greatest threat comes from themselves. Along with an insatiable lust for blood, the vampire nature also instills an equal desire for power. In their world, there is no better way to achieve power than in stealing it from one’s peers.

    In short, vampires are evil and proud of it.

    What happens when these malevolent demons are forced to do something heroic, like protecting a human from other vampires and werewolves? For me, that’s when things get interesting.

    Black and white are boring colors. Gray is where it’s at.

    Lesser, the second novel of my Villainous urban fantasy series about vampires and werewolves is available now at the following retailers:


    If you want to discuss my books, vampires, werewolves, or anything in between, contact me here:





    Sunday, September 11, 2011

    Urban Legend "The Vampire Of Sacramento"

    Onision presents this very fun 6-minute movie about a "real" vampire of Sacramento, California - aka "Dracula" to mental health professionals. The serial killer named Richard Trenton Chase (May 23, 1950 – December 26, 1980) not  drank his victims' blood but cannibalized them as well.  Enjoy this too short but very sweet and spooky film. 

    Tuesday, August 23, 2011

    Review of Shaun Of The Dead

    I really enjoyed watching Shaun of the Dead, a 2004 film. I felt the movie had been overly hyped during its release and never watched it until now. Sad thing about publicity campaigns is my imagination is rather vivid and I began to expect much more from what I'd heard about this film than what I actually saw. 


    In spite of SOD's slow start - a couple's bickering over their dating discomfort - as  soon as the zombies began to appear the movie became much more fast paced and very fun to see.

    One of my favorite scenes involved a "girlfriend" beating zombies back with her boyfriend's bloody lower stump after he'd been disemboweled and dismembered.


    If the video, below, does not play, you may watch the 5-minute version of Shaun of The Dead here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWw9vE39IGc




    Friday, August 19, 2011

    Review of "Return Of The LIving Dead 3" LMAO

    Return Of The Living Dead 3 ... Director: Gerry LivelyFascinating flick presents self-mutilating and suicidal zombies! Parts of this movie were so compelling I'd rewind just to watch a particular scene over again, thanks mostly to excellent make-up and animation.


    This has got to be one of my all-time favorite zombie movies (not kidding). In the beginning, the objective is for military and medical personnel to create bio weapons for the United States with human corpses. Curtis, the main teenage character, is in love with peer Julie. But what can he do when she starts eating brains? (I won't destroy the movie by sharing HOW she became a zombie.) Fortunately, Julie learns that self mutilation helps her not to feel quite so cannibalistic and she shoves every metal thing into her soft tissue except for maybe a fork and knife.


    If you enjoy watching movie scenes where legs are shown kicking (while the camera scans away so you don't see ALL the zombie action) then this film is also for you.


    Here's Snapshots Of Dialog:


    • "It's your fault. Your brought me back. You should have just left me dead." (Julie to Curtis.)

    • I just buried myself in this insane job and because of that, I haven't always been there when you needed me. . .We have a lot to talk about."

    • "It proves that the living dead are not just animated flesh. It proves that they have an inner life."

    • After watching really grotesque zombie behavior in a seemingly sterilized room, we hear "I need to know what the hell happened here." (like duh, dude. Weren't you just watching?) LOL

    • Curtis: "So you really think I could do it?" (go to Seattle, play in a band, when Curtis has never had any musical training). Homeless man, aka "You can call me 'River Man": "Sure. Why not? Course. What do I know? You're talking, to a guy, who lives in the sewers!"

    • "Next time you see someone who needs help, you just give 'em this Madis Gras coin and help em out. And you tell them to do the same. To help somebody else. Because as long as that coin is circulating, there's always somebody out there doing something good for somebody."

    • "Strap that damn thing down before it wakes up again."

    • "If people knew what they had inside them, and knew how to get it out, they'd be a lot more happy." Homeless "River Man."

    Lessons From This Movie:
    • Never get too hyper-focused on anything or you might get bit in the ankle by a newly made zombie. 

    Embedding of the movie beginning (first part) was disabled ... you can watch it HERE

    Saturday, August 13, 2011

    Review of "The Lost Boys" (1987 Vampire Flick)

    Watching "The Lost Boys," a 1987 - Joel Schumacher film, was entertaining to say the least. A few highly intelligent Facebook friends had suggested that I watch it ... and to my light-hearted pleasure, I did!


    In the beginning scenes, brothers Michael and Sam travel by car with their recently divorced mom, Lucy, to their new home in California. After that, it was difficult to decide what, exactly, was happening. A whirling vacuum motion kept sucking people into the air, as though strange abductions took place helicopter-style. Actors screamed as they followed car hoods and flying debris into oblivion. Later, however, the movie showed a beach scene where party-goers screamed as that same whirlwind-like disturbance swirled sand around them and then vampires suddenly appeared to sink fangs into their skulls.

    What really made this movie worth watching, in my opinion, was all the humorous dialog.

    EXAMPLES OF HUMOROUS QUOTES:


  • "Lucy? You're the only woman I know who didn't improve her situation by getting a divorce." Said Ganja-smoking hippy-grandpa (Lucy's father).


  • "Anything around here might pass for some aftershave?" ... "How bout some Windex Grandpa? ..."Yeah. That might work!"


  • Santa Carlo's become a haven for the un-dead. "Kill your brother. You'll feel better."


  • Very geeky boyfriend brings mom flowers. Her retort? "Boy. Someone around here has bad breath" (family's dog, a Husky suddenly appears)

  • Don't ever INVITE a vampire in, you silly boy! It renders you POWERLESS!

    The movie also features a lot of slapstick humor, such as when a teen couple are presented in what may become a make-out scene, since they're sitting in back of a car at what seems to be a lookout point. She's laughing over a comic book. He's trying to kiss her. She smack's him alongside the head. Then the winds come.

    Then, when the film focuses more on the vampires, things get a little creepy. A beautiful young teen is dominated by her loser-boyfriend and it makes the viewer wonder why her mom never taught her to "Say No To Thugs!"

    Because this movie was filmed in the 1980's you'll see rotary dial phones, nerdy kids on stingray bicycles and ongoing arguments over which comic-book toting young boy can protect whom. When the geeky boys enter the vampire hotel it's an abandoned warehouse decorated with rotted linen curtains.

    After, teen-age Michael, main character, drank from a fascinatingly hand-decorated wine-bottle that a ring-leader "lost boy" passed his way, stoner-like euphoria results and Michael realizes he just consumed vampire blood. Next? He's having serious anti-gravity issues.

    OTHER VAMPIRE FACTS:


  • Instead of sleeping in coffins, these vampires hang from their bat cave upside down (like bats).

  • When a vampire is staked through the heart, one of two things can happen. Either guts and globs of goo shoot everywhere or the vampire looks like he's being electrocuted with sparks flying everywhere. (There are only male vampires featured in this film.)

  • One weapon the boys used against vampires involved filling squirtguns with a garlic "tea." With such monster soakers, they seemed successful at fending the vampires off until a couple more resourceful fang-bearers entered the house through the chimney - Santa Claus style.






  • Friday, August 12, 2011

    Guest Post By Author of "Jinn Nation" - Caroline Barnard Smith





    Author Caroline Barnard Smith


    Caroline Barnard-Smith has been writing stories since she was five. Having earned a bachelor’s in English Literature from the University of Portsmouth, she now lives in Devon, England with her husband and baby daughter. That's where she writes about ruthless vampires, lovelorn zombies and heinous blood cults!


    Caroline's short stories have been published in numerous small press magazines, including Ballista, HungurNight to Dawn, and on the web at Dark Fire Fiction.


    Caroline’s debut dark fantasy novel, Dunraven Road, was published by Immanion Press in June 2009. For various exciting reasons she’s since turned her hand to indie publishing.  Jinn Nation is her first full-length independently published novel. 


    When she’s not writing, Caroline is busy running her handmade craft business, CazzCraft, selling both online and at craft fairs.



    This (blog post and book excerpt) is the first time we meet Thad, a geeky, timid character from Jinn Nation who is nevertheless determined to become one of the jinn.  He thinks Christa might provide him with some jinn-related answers when she breezes into his book shop one afternoon, little knowing the terrifying power she possesses.


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    New York City
    Thad hummed as he wiped the tattered duster along the shelves. Cleaning made him feel calm and accomplished. It also prevented his thoughts from straying to the duties he was committed to carrying out that night. Sometimes he could work for an entire ten minutes without thinking about it. Then the cold, dread fear would flash through his mind again and he would pause, duster in hand, and tremble. When the bell above the shop door jingled to announce the first customer of the afternoon, Thad turned towards the sound eagerly, a practiced smile on his face.


    “Good afternoon, miss.”


    The woman nodded politely but declined to reply. She looked round at the shelves of books, hands thrust down into the pockets of her jeans. She was pretty, Thad decided, in a pedestrian sort of way. She wasn’t his type at all. The woman was far too skinny, too fragile-looking, and the hair straggling in unkempt tufts to her shoulders only made her appear wild and strange. Still, Thad was used to seeing unusual customers pass through the doors of Gorski’s Esoteric Texts and Occult Supplies. Strangeness was an inherent part of the job.


    “Can I help you with anything?” 


    This time, the woman spoke. “No I’m fine, thanks. Just browsing.”


    She smiled, making the corners of her eyes crease, and walked past Thad into the bowels of the shop. Thad tried to appear casual as he passed behind his desk and turned on the monitor hidden behind it. He didn’t like to spy on his customers but the very nature of a book shop, especially one with so many aisles of text for people to hide behind, made trust hard to come by. It was a lesson he had learnt through grim experience. He had once found a doped-up vagrant passed out at the back of the shop, laid out flat between ‘Power Animals and Totems’ and ‘African Tribal Magick’. The latter was an area Thad had to keep a particularly close eye on. He assumed the black and white photos of heavily breasted women in ceremonial dress had something to do with the loiterers he often had to remove from those shelves.


    Thad watched the woman, small and grainy on the monitor, as she slowly walked the aisles, one hand running along the spines of the books beside her. When she stopped before a section entitled ‘Jinn – Legends and Mythcraft’, he swallowed thickly. It was a certain type of person who was interested in the dark legends of the jinn. He waited, his breathing becoming fast and irregular, wanting to be sure the woman was not simply bored or lost amongst the shelves. To his delight, she remained where she was, head bent at an angle as she read the names of the books. He ran a hand through his gently greying hair and followed in the direction she had taken, creeping up so silently behind her that when he spoke, she started with surprise.


    “I don’t get much call for information on the jinn. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather see some books of love spells?”


    The woman looked at him with distaste. “I didn’t come here for love spells. They don’t work, anyway. Those books only exist so that people like you can prise money from the lonely and the desperate.”


    A strange headache started in the back of Thad’s brain. It buzzed and irritated like a trapped fly, momentarily robbing him of concentration. He nodded slowly, struggling for an answer. “I should have known you were no mere initiate to the world of the occult,” he finally said. “You have the look about you. A certain knowing in the eyes.”


    The woman was staring at him, making him feel uneasy. “Why are you so fascinated by the jinn?” she said. “You’ve never even met one.”


    “That’s true, but I would like to. I would like to meet one very much.” Thad felt as though some alien being had taken over his body. He could feel the floor beneath his feet, was aware of the breath entering and leaving his lungs and of the earthy, fresh smell of the many books surrounding him. He could feel these things, yet he seemed to have lost all control. He didn’t want to tell the woman about his fascination with the jinn. In his head he was silently screaming at himself even as the words passed his own lips; yet he was utterly powerless to prevent himself from speaking.


    “It’s more than that,” the woman was saying. She paused, head cocked, wide green-grey eyes boring a path into the deepest parts of Thad’s soul. He thought he whimpered, but he wasn’t sure. After a few seconds, the woman smiled in triumph. “You want to be one,” she said. “You want to be turned jinn.” Her smile faded. “Why?”


    Thad willed himself not to speak again, not to reveal his closest secrets to this petite yet terrifying stranger. He pressed his lips together and closed his eyes, sweat standing out along his receding hairline.


    “Why?” the woman asked again.


    White flashes danced before Thad’s eyes and his head began to swim. “Because anything has to be better than this,” he blurted. He felt as if the words were being forcefully torn from his throat. “Every day when I wake up I want to do something exciting. I want to have adventures. I want to travel and meet women and have experiences. But every day I put those thoughts out of my head, come downstairs and open the shop. I serve the customers, I sell them things. Every goddamn day is the same. I don’t know how much longer I can stand it.”


    “So you think the jinn will offer you an adventure?” the woman said. “An experience?” Her voice had softened. “They’d probably just eat you.”


    “So you do know about them.” Thad thought for a moment. “Are you one of them?”


    His sudden sense of quiet awe at being in the presence of a jinn was squashed when the woman began to laugh. She lifted a hand to her mouth in an attempt to hide it.


    “So what are you?” Thad was beginning to lose his temper. This was his shop, his property. What right did this strange woman have to barge in and cast some sort of truth spell on him?


    “I’m not jinn,” the woman said. She studied Thad for several seconds before releasing him and turning away. “You don’t have the information I want. Your head is full of stories and fantasies.” She began making her way towards the door. “Stay away from the jinn,” she called over her shoulder. “They’re not nice people.”


    Thad’s head didn’t clear until the bell over the door jingled again, signalling the woman’s departure. He lifted a hand to his chest to feel his heart beating so hard it threatened to splinter his rib cage. He had seen some spooky shit in his time as the proprietor of the shop, but nothing had ever shaken him up this badly. Thad walked back to his desk and collapsed on the chair behind it, content to spend the rest of the afternoon in quiet meditation. Strange people are par for the course, he told himself. This shop attracts all sorts, there’s nothing to be afraid of. He repeated these phrases many times, yet his quickened heart refused to calm down until he’d reached for the half-bottle of brandy hidden in a side drawer and slugged back two generous mouthfuls. 





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    Wednesday, August 10, 2011

    Vampegeddon - Lamest Of All Crippled Movies

    Directed by Jeffrey Alan Miller. With Michael Alvarez, Richard Anderson, Josh Bingenheimer, Jenna Contreras and MORE, "Vampegeddon" is a "don't bother to see" film.

    I tried watching this very low budget work: "Vampegeddon" and cannot believe I hung in there for a full five minutes. I never made it to the part where a Goth college girl, Melissa, is supposed to open an old book of spells to resurrected a heinous vampire. The animation was so horrid, with fake scenery and bad camera work, I began to feel as though not even the return of Jesus' could save viewers from the horrors of this movie. (It's so putrid it could gag a maggot).


    The fighting scenes (I watched two) are done in awkward and choppy slow-motion and that's not because the camera slowed things down ... that's just the acting. It looks choppy and forced. Don't waste two minutes watching this flick. Trust me. I'm doing you a favor by saving you time so you can watch something more worthwhile.

    Sunday, August 7, 2011

    Review of "Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl" (2009) - DVD

    Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl (hilarious action, twisted comedy, sick-and-wrong but frolicsome gore-fest). Directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura and Naoyuki Tomomatsu.


    HOW THE MOVIE BEGINS:
    Monami looks like your typical girl-next door. She's cute, giggles a lot and seems utterly innocent in her Catholic school-girl type of high school uniform with white knee socks. Yet after she corners a most sought-after classmate named Mizushima, to give him a piece of chocolate, he soon learns the filling is not maraschino cherry as it first appeared but it's Monami's own coagulated blood. Unfortunately, he's already eaten it and he immediately becomes very sick with her vampire DNA.

    Thus begins the amazing tale of a half-vampire, with all the twists and creative turns involved in hormone-driven teenagers attending high school together.

    INTERESTING CHARACTERS IN THIS MOVIE:
    1. A hunchbacked custodian who looks very much like Quasimodo (the Hunchback of Notre Dame). Yet his name is Egore, coincidental to the Frankestein fanatic that horror fans are all familiar with.

    2. A spineless, thumb-sucking "mad scientist" and vice principal who makes "artwork" out of dismembering cadavers and reattaching foreign limbs in the most bizarre places for a "new" body. He also wears a shrunken human head in lieu of a corsage in his lapel.

    3. A vampire whose predatory mouth turns ginormous and fang-filled, when ordinarily she looks like a typical cuddly teenager.

    4. A team of girls who practice cutting their wrists in search of community attention and fame. Think of the wrist cutting contest as the horror film's alternative for a normal pie eating contest and you get the idea for what sort of community support launches such a bizarre athletic endeavor.

    5. A very sexy but psychotic school nurse who gives Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest) a run for her status as the most evil nurse ever seen on film.

    Beyond all the highly entertaining characters there's lots of blood spurting from decapitated bodies as though the cadavers were all part of a much larger bloody sprinkler system. Think: bloody showers EVERYWHERE! There's also repetitive maniacal laughter throughout.

    Beyond all the hilarity, this film presents interesting special effects, such as a girl who continually evolves into a mechanical spider-type manifestation of the horrifying monster; the kind of evil creature that the most unsettling nightmares are made of.




    I rate this film a definite worth seeing; especially since it's a free download with the most limited subscription to Netflix.

    Saturday, July 30, 2011

    Vampire Review Apologizes For Sporadic Publishing Lately

    The author of this blog, Tami Jackson, (aka "moi") moved from Washington state to Southern California during the first week in July 2011. Finding a new neighborhood, new home, brand new job, new stores, new friends, a new veterinarian, doggie daycare, new farmer's market and much more ... then having the Pug go through unexpected dental and forehead surgery which called for much comfort care ... well, something just had to go on hiatus this month or this blogger would explode into a million little pieces!

    With that explanation in mind, please accept my deepest apologies for the sporadic (at best) schedule of postings here lately. I value my readers immensely and promise to get back on track (posting at least three times a week when I do). For right now? Here's a real and true haunting story that happened inside the new-to-blogger apartment. The home was built in the early 1900s and overlooks the Pacific Ocean. (It's very entertainingly and amazingly haunted.)



      

    Friday, July 22, 2011

    "BITTEN" - Compelling Book Review By Guest Writer, Kelly Gordon

    While the vampires here at VampireReview.blogspot.com currently hybernate inside their caskets (soon to re-emerge) we're all grateful to Kelly Gordon, guest blogger, for this very compelling review of an awesome werewolf book.
    BITTEN by Kelley Armstrong

    This book helps you look into the life of a woman named Elena who was changed into a werewolf without her consent and shows the struggles with her strong personality and stubbornness in belonging to a pack. Elena struggles with her werewolf needs because she works and lives with humans.

    Elena has a difficult time with choosing between two men who are prominent in her life, putting her pack at risk.  She must go outside the pack code to save the pack from murderous mutts.  Elena puts herself at risk as well as the men she loves to save them all.

    The characters in this story draw you in...whether you love them or hate them.  I found it hard to put the book down.  The story wraps you up in love, survival, intrigue, belonging and trust.  It is a great read.








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